I Can't Feel My Face

Or my legs. Or my back.  And better yet, they hurt so much I wish I didn't feel them.

I am working out to get stronger - all women should work out to get stronger in our day and age - but it's hard and I hate it.  Why isn't everything as easy as getting fat?!

A few disgruntled selfies from the past few days.  Don't be fooled by the lipstick (which I tried on at Walgreens), I am very sick and feeling utterly pathetic in these photos.  But it will be fine... I will be fine.  After all, there are worst things in life than sore muscles and seasonal colds.  See: Donald Trump.



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