Love is All You Need

Having kids sucks the life out of you, but it's also hilarious.  

Sh*t Johnny says:

I'm a doctor.  This is my "eye-looker-scope".

I'm such brave!

Chocolate cheese is the best food.

Dark Vader has a light saver.

I want you to buy me a spark-a-ly shirt, just like yours.  You have to go to a special store.  It's not very far, it's just miles away.  It's past Lovech, all the way in San Mateo.

Mom, I want you to be my husband.

I love you 50/50.  I love you ten dollars.  I love you 21.  That's the biggest number.

*something I can't quite understand* That's my Chinese name!



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