Love is All You Need
Having kids sucks the life out of you, but it's also hilarious.
Sh*t Johnny says:
I'm a doctor. This is my "eye-looker-scope".
I'm such brave!
Chocolate cheese is the best food.
Dark Vader has a light saver.
I want you to buy me a spark-a-ly shirt, just like yours. You have to go to a special store. It's not very far, it's just miles away. It's past Lovech, all the way in San Mateo.
Mom, I want you to be my husband.
I love you 50/50. I love you ten dollars. I love you 21. That's the biggest number.
*something I can't quite understand* That's my Chinese name!