I Scream For Ice Cream

I like to take Johnny out from time to time - just the two of us, hanging out, driving around and looking for trouble, or in this case for a place to treat ourselves.  A few days ago we went shopping and then got some ice cream, and we had fun despite the scary-looking thing in the last picture.  Whoever created this abomination must be incarcerated.  But I guess kids like weird stuff.  I should know...